Absolute Boitch Base Jumper Jeb Corliss has crashed into Table Mountain on his second jump while being filmed for an HBO special. (Least those bastards got their money’s worth)
Because he’s a real pro, he managed to pull his emergency chute after things went tits up.
Jeb’s got a broken leg, had to be airlifted to hospital and when we spoke to him earlier he said: “I’ve never felt better and I’m looking forward to the Banter Belter of the week lads”. +500 Boytjie Points
Had he been schooled in JHB he’d be crying like a little BITCH. (Whilst wearing some of those rosary anal beads with a crucifix around his neck.)
Exclusive footage here:
Glad you’re alright bud.
- The Banter Boys