The Serco Group! [-10 boytjie points for pretending you’ve heard of this multinational, ’cause you haven’t…!]
Serco basically own: defence, aviation, transport, detention, driver’s licensing, and ballistic missile defence system (ok, the UK’s only)…
Serco are so boytjie at running things, they even run time itself – they get 200 boytjie points for owning the contract for setting GMT. Now that’s well boitch!
Oh, they also get 25 boytjie points for being the largest air traffic controllers in the world.
Don’t take my word for it – see how they rack up the boytjie points by watching this sic motion graphics vid below.
– The Banter Boys