Loser Of The Week

This honour goes to – Tiger ‘whore monger who’ll only go for white meat’ Woods*.

Why have we given the title of ‘Loser of the Week’ to Tiger…? Because he’s dropped out of the top 50 in the world golf rankings. What.a.clown. This comes in the week that Nick Faldo said that “Tiger has lost his aura of invincibility” – well done captain obvious!

He’s dropping down the world rankings as fast as his sponsors have dropped him – Gillette, Accenture, Tag Heuer, and General Motors have all benched this heartless, pathetic coward.

Oh wait – he has scored his first new endorsement deal since the scandal – he’s signed on to promote a Japanese heat rub called Antiphlogistic Analgetic Vantelin for the Koa Company. -50 boytjie points for scraping the barrel…

Loser of the Week - Tiger Woods

It's out - Tiger Woods is the 'Loser of the Week'. -100 boytjie points

It is perfectly acceptable to insult a loser like Tiger Woods, because he has nowhere to fall to – he’s the lowest of the low. Every now and then, he will glance at the top of the major ladder and see Jack Nicklaus, but it’s never long before he’ll realise how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is – because he aint gonna beat Jack!

* It’s an automatic -100 boytjie points for owning this crown.

The Banter Boys

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One thought on “Loser Of The Week

  1. John says:

    Banter Boys! Rate this guy deserves some boitjie points —–> http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/10/13/sports/main20119862.shtml

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