Not many days go by without us being asked how to pick up Belters. It’s a Skill. An Art. Something you have or you don’t.
Tell that to the tree in this clip though – pretty much stands there, minding his own business when this bird walks up and pulls some moves…Let’s not ignore the fact that she’s absolutely off her face. And if she isn’t, sorry to whoever has to wake up next to that nutter.
+500 boytjie points to the tree. Good effort, son!
+200 boytjie points to the bird for giving us a laugh.
-300 boytjie points to the same bird for popping the bad pills and acting like a clown
+50 boytjie points to @BlitzMatt for finding this gem of a clip.
-51 boytjie points to @BlitzMatt for trying to trick people into thinking his blog is ours (spot the difference!)
– The Banter Boys