Category Archives: Boytjie Banter

Senator John McCain Plays Poker While Colleagues Discuss Bombing Syria

Apparently deciding on going to war was not entertaining enough for John McCain today.

Yep. Senator Jimmy McClayFace, during the hearing on one of the biggest questions Congress has faced in recent memory, was caught playing poker.

Hi-5 to you John… Oh wait, that’s impossible as you can’t lift your arms all the way above your head because of a previous war injury – woops, our bad!

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No need to show us your cards Jaaaaan – we already know you’re a first class loser.

+650 boytjie points to photographer Melina Mara for capturing this royal flush of a clown.

-1000 boytjie points to McCain for not letting the circus know he was working at the Senate hearing today.

Hi-5 John. Hi-5.

The Banter Boys

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The Croatian Hugh Bladen. Unbelievable!

Hugh Bladen is a South African institution. Remind yourself by watching this, this and this.

And it goes without saying that his passion for the game and his UNBELIEVABLE commentary style is just so damn legendary that commentators from around the world will attempt to copy Blades as they try give their careers a boost. Seems like the Croatians have now decided to give it a go…

It’s no Blades but it’s kak funny…

+1000 boytjie points to Blades for setting an unbeatable example

+500 boytjie points to the Croatian commentators for being passionate about Sport.

– 490 boytjie points to the Croatian commentators for being this passionate about Soccer.

– The Banter Boys

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Ajax fans know how to jol.

Amsterdam. Enough said.

We cannot confirm or deny whether these Ajax fans are celebrating our blog return last week or an Ajax victory. Both are very plausible.

Semantics aside, these okes know how to jol. And jol hard. Just image what happens when they move on to the next drinking hole.

+50 boytjie points to whoever was in the crowd of this jol.

– The Banter Boys

 

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The Banter Boys are back in the game. And Rachel.

A lot has gone down since our last post and bottom line, okes aren’t happy with our absence. No banter equals no vibe and we can’t be having no vibe. Seriously. So fine, we’re back in the game.

And who better to welcome us back into the fold than two-time Banter Belter of the Week, Rachel (seen here having a drink in celebration of our return). Wayne Rooney’s stunt double behind her is also pretty stoked to have us back.

Rachel Hamlin

+5000 boytjie points to the Banter Boys fans for doing enough to get us back.

+100 boytjie points to Rachel for the above. Your support (and what you are “supporting” in the above) is inspiring.

-The Banter Boys

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Bus Driver Catches Falling 7-year-old, From 3rd Story

“Basically she was dancing and I was just praying that I would get there and that if she fell that I would catch her” … That’s what New York’s ultimate bus driver, Steven St. Bernard, thought to himself seconds before he was awarded 1000 boytjie points.

You caught her alright! Wadda boi, wadda boi…!

Injuries:

Keyla – she has no scratches or anything. Can you spell ‘lucky’…!

Steven St. Bernard – torn tendon in his hand. -50 boytjie points to Keyla for putting New York’s most famous bus driver out of action for a few weeks…!

– The Banter Boys

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Kate Upton’s Sexy Dance – Guess what’s Bouncing…?

Youtube – “this video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines” – yeah it is…!

She can’t dance…

BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT…!?! Not us… And not if you’re a boytjie…!

If you’re a chick and watching this, don’t be a hater. But remember, I guarantee she is hotter than you by a factor of infinity.

Peachy.

+100 boytjie points to Kate for keeping ’em boobs bouncing…!!

The Banter Boys

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Sneaky Ref will get ya!

Just when you thought Referee’s had enough to worry about on the sports field.

Following the field of play, blowing the whistle, making bad calls, tryna remember which team paid him the most for the win etc..

This Bhoorshay tries to sneak in a bit of “oooh, that feels gooood” right in the middle of the court!!!

Check this sneaky f*cker! Even has to run off the court to change his underwear after!

+100 Boytjie Points pioneering for this sneaky tactic

-101 Boytjie points for piloting the maneuver on a Cape Town 2 out of 10.

-The Banter Boys

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Ferrari’s Sic New Museum

The museum is comprised of two buildings: Enzo Ferrari’s former house and workshop, now housing a 40 meter long gallery… boring!  And a brand new over-sized bonnet, curving itself around the other one – now we talking..!

+100 boytjie points for the sculpted yellow aluminium roof with its ten incisions – that’s 10 boytjie points per air intake vent, cause that’s what they are… These allow for natural ventilation and day lighting. We dig them because they just look bad’ass!

+300 boytjie points for Ferrari, for just being boytjie… Oke’s can learn from these players…!

Ferrari museum

Ferrari museum

Ferrari museum

However, a Ferrari museum, and no red… -95 boytjie points!

– The Banter Boys

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Don’t Argue..!! Dean Mumm’s HUGE handoff

Sorry Marcel Coetzee, THIS BUS IS FULL mutha f**kaaa…!!

Looks like Dean Mumm has taken some fend lessons from SBW, and added his own BANG to it.

+100 boytjie points for bringing in the choke-slam into the game of rugby, without receiving a red card.

Marcel – ‘did you feel it…?’ Yeah you did! Bang…! And next time Marcel, don’t argue – you will save yourself the humiliation of being bounced like a boss, and landing on your face eating grass like a fag!

For once, we agree with Phil Kearns – that was beautiful.

– The Banter Boys

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Kate Upton Eating a Burger, Half Naked

There’s a fine line between arousal and porn – Kate Upton likes to tease us about this.

Just think about this – Kate Upton undressing in a car…! Oh, there’s a burger somewhere there too…

+100 boytjie points to Carl’s Jr. and their casting Agency for bringing in a Banter Boys approved belter for their Ad.

+200 boytjie points for leaving this commercial and wanting a furburger!

The Banter Boys

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