Category Archives: General Banter

Senator John McCain Plays Poker While Colleagues Discuss Bombing Syria

Apparently deciding on going to war was not entertaining enough for John McCain today.

Yep. Senator Jimmy McClayFace, during the hearing on one of the biggest questions Congress has faced in recent memory, was caught playing poker.

Hi-5 to you John… Oh wait, that’s impossible as you can’t lift your arms all the way above your head because of a previous war injury – woops, our bad!

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No need to show us your cards Jaaaaan – we already know you’re a first class loser.

+650 boytjie points to photographer Melina Mara for capturing this royal flush of a clown.

-1000 boytjie points to McCain for not letting the circus know he was working at the Senate hearing today.

Hi-5 John. Hi-5.

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The Banter Boys are back in the game. And Rachel.

A lot has gone down since our last post and bottom line, okes aren’t happy with our absence. No banter equals no vibe and we can’t be having no vibe. Seriously. So fine, we’re back in the game.

And who better to welcome us back into the fold than two-time Banter Belter of the Week, Rachel (seen here having a drink in celebration of our return). Wayne Rooney’s stunt double behind her is also pretty stoked to have us back.

Rachel Hamlin

+5000 boytjie points to the Banter Boys fans for doing enough to get us back.

+100 boytjie points to Rachel for the above. Your support (and what you are “supporting” in the above) is inspiring.

-The Banter Boys

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Super Bowl Fun. Finally!

Every so often we find a guy named Jimmy who isn’t really a Jimmy…It doesn’t happen often but when it does, it’s worth mentioning.

After watching this stunt, JIMMY KIMMEL is no jimmy…in fact, he’s a bit of a BHORSHAY.

As we all know, Americans love that stupid sport we like to call “Women’s Rugby” (which they call American Football, we believe) and the Super Bowl is the game of all games in that sport. Now ol’ bhorshay Kimmel decided that it would be a laugh if he got people to unplug the game while their family and friends were watching….at a crucial moment.

The results speak for themselves….Priceless BHORSHAY moment

+200 boytjie points to JIMMY KIMMEL for not being a jimmy and for getting his viewers to well, be jimmys

+50 boytjie points to the viewers that pissed off their family and friends by turning off something which they probably shouldn’t have been watching anyway!

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Watermelon Launch. Priceless!

The Amazing Race is anything but amazing. If anything, it should be called “The very average and often quite boring Race”.

Until now.

Watch this clip and you’ll agree. Amazing indeed!

What should have been a simple task of launching a watermelon turned into one of the funniest things we’ve ever showcased on our blog. No ways you’ll be able to watch this without feeling for this binty… Even if its just for a second.

+100 boytjie points for taking it on the chin. Literally!

But then -101 boytjie points for doing whatever she did to ensure that she landed up with an exploded fruit on her face!

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Fedex Delivery Man definitely getting fired for this!

Fedex door to door delivery +25 Boytjie Points

Getting yourself a new monitor for Xmas so you can read Banter Boys Posts in Style +50 Boytjie Points

+100 Boytjie Points to the Delivery Man. For not giving a F*ck.

With no audio in the below Clip, we’ve had a lip reader come in and help us out.

Delivery Man: “Merry Christmas Mutha F*cka!!”

– The Banter Boys

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‘Address Is Approximate’ – Boytjie Stop Motion Film

In this moving and brilliantly executed stop motion film, a small toy takes a voyage, a cross country road trip to the Pacific Coast, without leaving the desk he lives on.

How..? Google Street View, and some boytjie animation skills.

Using stop-motion animation to bring an office space to life, this little film packs so much imagination into three minutes, we’re leaning towards +300 boytjie points – it’s THAT good.

How does an ordinary oke do this – slam these together and you’ll have your own masterpiece: Canon 5d MkII, Dragonframe Stop Motion software and a customised slider.

So, after six long nights of shooting, you get this:

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WWF – Flying Rhinos

Our spectrum of boytjie’ness is far and wide – all the way from ultimate boytjie’s to foolish clowns.

But these guys, more than anyone, deserve boytjie recognition, for the following reasons:

19 of the critically endangered black rhinos were moved, in a seriaaasly bhorthcay manner, from the Eastern Cape to a new location in Limpopo province, with the help of the WWF Black Rhino Range Expansion Project:

A relatively new capture technique was used to airlift some of the rhinos out of difficult or inaccessible areas by helicopter. This entails suspending the sleeping rhino by the ankles for a short trip through the air to awaiting vehicles.

This new procedure is gentler on the darted rhino because it shortens the time it has to be kept asleep with drugs, the respiration is not as compromised as it can be in a net and it avoids the need for travel in a crate over terrible tracks.

The WWF Black Rhino Range Expansion Project’s full BHORSHAAY status is confirmed.

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The Biggest Company You’ve Never Heard Of…

The Serco Group! [-10 boytjie points for pretending you’ve heard of this multinational, ’cause you haven’t…!]

Serco basically own: defence, aviation, transport, detention, driver’s licensing, and ballistic missile defence system (ok, the UK’s only)…

Serco are so boytjie at running things, they even run time itself – they get 200 boytjie points for owning the contract for setting GMT. Now that’s well boitch!

Oh, they also get 25 boytjie points for being the largest air traffic controllers in the world.

Don’t take my word for it – see how they rack up the boytjie points by watching this sic motion graphics vid below.

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Space Shuttle Atlantis’ Final Launch

Space Shuttle Atlantis deserves a boytjie farewell, and we’re going to give it one..!

25 boytjie points for being the last space shuttle to do its thing, and another 25 boytjie points for some serious editing skills in putting this NASA footage together!

Nothing short of ‘out of this world’..!

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Meet Nemesis – Proper Bad’ass

Put together with some proper skills, this ultra violent animation with some sic dubstep provides us with the bad’est clip you’ll watch this year…!

Nemesis gets 25 boytjie points for his ‘eat this M **** r F **** r’ attitude..!

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