Category Archives: Sport Banter

The Croatian Hugh Bladen. Unbelievable!

Hugh Bladen is a South African institution. Remind yourself by watching this, this and this.

And it goes without saying that his passion for the game and his UNBELIEVABLE commentary style is just so damn legendary that commentators from around the world will attempt to copy Blades as they try give their careers a boost. Seems like the Croatians have now decided to give it a go…

It’s no Blades but it’s kak funny…

+1000 boytjie points to Blades for setting an unbeatable example

+500 boytjie points to the Croatian commentators for being passionate about Sport.

– 490 boytjie points to the Croatian commentators for being this passionate about Soccer.

– The Banter Boys

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Touch down – De’Anthony ‘The Black Mamba’ Thomas

Now, we’ve never been a huge fan of girl’s rugby (American Football), but you have to admit this okes got a step and can run.

Our money says the cheerleaders gave him the nickname. Oh yeah.

+100 Boytjie points for being able to move that quick in lycra with a steel pot on your head.

– The Banter Boys 

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Backyard cricket. For the lads!

Backyard cricket. Either you played it growing up or you preferred Barbies!

Nothing better than getting involved in the serious business of backyard cricket while the braai heats up and the bintys are making snacks/bitching about their partners in the kitchen. Oh and all while smashing a couple of cold ones in the process. Obviously.

Now credit to these Aussie kids (-500 boytjie points to us for giving Australia credit in any way) for putting together a clip of their version of backyard cricket, complete with commentary, hawk eye, action replays, hotspot etc. These okes have done a job and deserve some acknowledgement from us. Otherwise how will okes know!?

+1000 boytjie points to these Aussie LADS for putting together this SIK clip.

-500 boytjie points to the Umpire for a poor call at 3mins. Definitely going down leg.

The Banter Boys

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Kieron Pollard grabs some Boytjie points!

The lads in South Africa need no introduction to world-class fielding. From Jonty Rhodes to the current crop of fielders in the Protea’s side, we’ve got the fielding jol waxed.

Step up to the plate, Kieron Pollard. We know this boytjie can smash the ball with the best of them but now he’s gone and taken one of the best catches of all time. And against the Aussies for good measure!

+ 500 boytjie points for a solid jump and grab

+1000 boytjie points for doing it against the Aussies.

-500 boytjie points to the jimmy that added that immovable ad to the video which blocks our view slightly of this insane catch.

The Banter Boys 

 

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Djokovic Obliterates Racquet!

“Code violation, racquet abuse” is an understatement.

Novak has had some good past practice at racquet smashing, but this outburst took it to the next level.

Novak took some learnings from his failed anti-boytjie Wimbledon racquet smash attempt, and employed them perfectly at the Shanghai Masters final on Sunday night.

After being 40-0 up (if you can’t close from here, you’re a fag), at 5-5 in the first set, Novak loses the next 5 points and let’s us all know how he feels about that – check at 23 seconds.

Using perfect technique, a 3-bash mega-hit, and a follow up ‘why-not’ smash, leaves us with the most spectacular, viscous, and accomplished racquet smash we have ever seen, and +400 boytjie points for using this flare-up to save 5 match-points and win the title in smashing form:

Murray also has a go, see at 1:45. Negative 100 boytjie points for being the cock that is Andy Murray.

– The Banter Boys

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Bhorshay of… Chess: Magnus Carlsen

This phenom of a chess player thinks it’s cool to play 10 jimmy’s simultaneously without looking at the boards – beating them hands down. Well it aint cool, it’s fukkin cool.

The Mighty Majestic Magnus, who digs to make his opponents squirm like biatches, became the youngest ever no.1 player on the planet, at 19 – that’s litch young, and litch boytjie.

Only this cool cat would cross paths with the King of Kings, Gary Kasparov – and when he did, at age 13, he drew with the undisputed greatest chess champ – Gazza subsequently told him to jog on. Just watch the below clip.

Only one man stands tall as the standard-bearer of chess, as he consistently whips the capacity crowds into a cataclysmic frenzy (nodding approval and minor claps) with his genius.

His ELO rating of 2843 is the second highest in history, with Gazza having the highest. If you don’t know this chess jargon – that’s -25 boytjie points for you…!

The Chess universe is owned by Magnus, and for that he gets +250 boytjie points.

The Banter Boys

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Scotland. Land of the Brave. And Stupid apparently…

Nothing wrong with celebrating a win over the Aussies. NOTHING WRONG at all! Especially when you’re the Scottish Rugby team and you don’t win games very often.

Maybe the fact that Scotland don’t win all that often is the reason behind this classic “celebration FAIL”

Try this at home. If you’re a top class Jimmy.

+1000 boytjie points to the Scots for getting one over the Sheep Shaggers

-200 boytjie points to the two Jimmys who decided to add some claret to the celebrations!

The Banter Boys

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Insurance Claim. Yes please!

How’s this boytjie, Conor Daly?! Racing in the Monaco GP3 race this weekend, he gets involved in a little tussle with a fellow driver and ends up testing his car’s safety features!

Not often you see a crash this bad end with the driver walking off as if nothing had happened! Nice one Conor. Typical BHORSHAY stuff, really

+200 boytjie points to our man Daly.

+500 boytjie points to whoever put that car together. Spell “Saving an okes life!”

-1000 boytjie points to that toss driver who knocked ol’ Conor into the sky

The Banter Boys

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Tennis – Retrun of the century

How’s this cheeky bugger:

Anticipates the serve to go to his forehand – he’s wrong.

So, rather than give it up, he hits a reverse forehand behind-the-back return… AND WINS THE POINT..!!

Balmy.

+150 boytjie points for making Baghdatis look like a Jimmy.

The Banter Boys

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Martin Kaymer’s water-skimming hole in one at Masters

Believe it.

It’s simple: Kaymer gets +700 boytjie points for pulling off a trick shot to beat all trick shots, skimming the ball across the water to box a hole in one on 16 at Augusta. Ace!

Don’t try this at your local club – you will fail, and lose boytjie points…

He’s not the first to be boytjie like this – Vijay Singh did the same in 2009.

The Banter Boys

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