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BANTER BELTERS OF THE WEEK – HOT SHOTS CALENDAR BEHIND THE SCENES

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or spend your weekends playing scrabble and shaving your legs, here are a few names you may recognise: Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Kelly Hall, Sophie Howard and Danni Wells.

Yes.

Now ask yourself, what’s better than all these absolute BELTERS jumping around in bikini’s?

This:

Bang. Bang. BANG! If that doesn’t get your Glock firing, you might want to sit your parents down and share the news.

Reminds me of the 2012 Banter Boys Christmas Party!

The “Suns out. Guns out” phrase has NEVER been more applicable.

+1500 Boytjie points for the “lubrication by Shell” signage @ 2:11

– The Banter Boys 

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Gal Gadot. Banter Belter of the Week

Introducing Israeli belter, Gal Gadot. It’s a pleasure lads.

And if this video of her messing around in her underwear doesn’t make you appreciate what we’ve just introduced to you, then JOG ON. Seriously.

+150 boytjie points to Gal. And thank you.

– The Banter Boys

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The Banter Boys are back in the game. And Rachel.

A lot has gone down since our last post and bottom line, okes aren’t happy with our absence. No banter equals no vibe and we can’t be having no vibe. Seriously. So fine, we’re back in the game.

And who better to welcome us back into the fold than two-time Banter Belter of the Week, Rachel (seen here having a drink in celebration of our return). Wayne Rooney’s stunt double behind her is also pretty stoked to have us back.

Rachel Hamlin

+5000 boytjie points to the Banter Boys fans for doing enough to get us back.

+100 boytjie points to Rachel for the above. Your support (and what you are “supporting” in the above) is inspiring.

-The Banter Boys

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Big “Personality” Lucy Pinder. Banter Belter of the Week.

It’s not uncommon for us to recieve emails from guy fans asking us to rate their girlfriends…basically, to tell them whether their chick is a BINT or BREAD. And fair enough….as the Banter Boys, we know BELTER when we see one. Just Google “Banter Belter” or search through our past Banter Belters (bottom of the homepage) to remind yourself that WE KNOW BELTERS.

Try our offering for this week…Miss Lucy Pinder. In the bath, on the left. Next to fellow Belters, @frayerjaye and @Rhianmarie

Rhian Sugden and Lucy Pinder

Cleaning up: +100 boytjie points

Basically, she’s a belting British bird with seriously big lungs. It’s probably worth checking out a video entitled “Lucy Pinder, Stripping” then…if you’re at work, don’t stress. It’s an ad for Lynx so if your boss catches you, just tell them you’re watching an advert. And to chill!

+200 boytjie points to Lynx for making Lucy sweat

+100 boytjie points to Lucy herself, for this

The Banter Boys

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Larissa Riquelme – Banter Belter Of The Week

Larissa Riquelme is Paraguay’s number one fan, and another way for TV cameramen to get their eye in.

She was the most famous fan at the 2010 Football World Cup. We just see her as simply an outrageous belter.

Riquelme first busted out on the scene thanks to where she kept her cell phone – let’s just say if re-incarnation exists, the Banter Boys would like to come back as that cell phone. That cell phone,  right there. Nom Nom Nom Nom…

Larissa Riquelme

Great focus... by the cameraman!

Larissa Riquelme

Got some good rack there...

Larissa Riquelme

Yup, we know that position all right...!

Larissa Riquelme

Natural progression - paid to be a belter

Larissa Riquelme

Pity about the crop...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now’s she’s also famous for sluttin’ it up on random Paraguayan dance shows – fast forward the first 30 seconds, as then it gets stea’my:

+500 boytjie points for putting Paraguay on the map, finally…

The Banter Boys

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Banter Belter of the Week. Halloween Hottie, Mel Iglesias

Monday is officially Halloween – a day where little kids go door to door and collect sweets from strangers. Interesting phenomenon.

Far more exhilirating than collecting food items which will rot your teeth is this – a flip book of insane BELTER, Melanie Iglesias giving some Halloween fashion tips. NEVER ACCUSE THE BANTER BOYS OF NOT OFFERING SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES – Could we not be any clearer in giving chicks decent fashion advice for this holiday?!?!

+100 boytjie points to any BHORSHAY who’s hooking up with a bird who will kit herself out in this kinda gear.

An extra +50 boytjie points to the BHORSHAY who sends photographic evidence! (Possible future Banter Belter of the Week material…)

+100 boytjie points to us for giving you a SECOND Banter Belter of the Week. Oh yes!

The Banter Boys

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Georgia Salpa – Banter Belter of the Week

Republic of Telly is our new favourite programme. New Series apparently started yesterday in Ireland. To be honest, we don’t really care.

What we do care about though is the SERIOUS BELTER they’ve used to make us want to watch the show – the gorgeous Georgia Salpa.

+50 boytjie points to whoever created this masterpiece (well….the first 10 seconds at least)

+25 boytjie points to Georgia Salpa for her big…um……personality

Thanks to all you boytjies for sending in nominations for this weeks Banter Belter of the Week. Keep sending those in and we may throw some boytjie points your way for the effort.

The Banter Boys

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