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Banter Boys. Back in the game #OkesMustKnow

5 September 2013.

A day that will live in infamy.

A day in which hundreds, nay thousands woke up to no Banter Boys post.

A day which sadly, extended for 17 months.

Vladimir after waking up to no Banter Boys...

Vladimir getting super emotional after waking up to no Banter Boys for over a month

Well BHORSHAYS AND BINTS, ugly cry no more – we’re back and things are going to get festive around here once again!

+0 boytjie points to us. Why give ourselves boytjie points when we have inifinity?

-1000 boytjie points if you’re questioning the above

– The Banter Boys

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The Croatian Hugh Bladen. Unbelievable!

Hugh Bladen is a South African institution. Remind yourself by watching this, this and this.

And it goes without saying that his passion for the game and his UNBELIEVABLE commentary style is just so damn legendary that commentators from around the world will attempt to copy Blades as they try give their careers a boost. Seems like the Croatians have now decided to give it a go…

It’s no Blades but it’s kak funny…

+1000 boytjie points to Blades for setting an unbeatable example

+500 boytjie points to the Croatian commentators for being passionate about Sport.

– 490 boytjie points to the Croatian commentators for being this passionate about Soccer.

– The Banter Boys

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Gal Gadot. Banter Belter of the Week

Introducing Israeli belter, Gal Gadot. It’s a pleasure lads.

And if this video of her messing around in her underwear doesn’t make you appreciate what we’ve just introduced to you, then JOG ON. Seriously.

+150 boytjie points to Gal. And thank you.

– The Banter Boys

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Ajax fans know how to jol.

Amsterdam. Enough said.

We cannot confirm or deny whether these Ajax fans are celebrating our blog return last week or an Ajax victory. Both are very plausible.

Semantics aside, these okes know how to jol. And jol hard. Just image what happens when they move on to the next drinking hole.

+50 boytjie points to whoever was in the crowd of this jol.

– The Banter Boys

 

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Backyard cricket. For the lads!

Backyard cricket. Either you played it growing up or you preferred Barbies!

Nothing better than getting involved in the serious business of backyard cricket while the braai heats up and the bintys are making snacks/bitching about their partners in the kitchen. Oh and all while smashing a couple of cold ones in the process. Obviously.

Now credit to these Aussie kids (-500 boytjie points to us for giving Australia credit in any way) for putting together a clip of their version of backyard cricket, complete with commentary, hawk eye, action replays, hotspot etc. These okes have done a job and deserve some acknowledgement from us. Otherwise how will okes know!?

+1000 boytjie points to these Aussie LADS for putting together this SIK clip.

-500 boytjie points to the Umpire for a poor call at 3mins. Definitely going down leg.

The Banter Boys

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The Banter Boys are back in the game. And Rachel.

A lot has gone down since our last post and bottom line, okes aren’t happy with our absence. No banter equals no vibe and we can’t be having no vibe. Seriously. So fine, we’re back in the game.

And who better to welcome us back into the fold than two-time Banter Belter of the Week, Rachel (seen here having a drink in celebration of our return). Wayne Rooney’s stunt double behind her is also pretty stoked to have us back.

Rachel Hamlin

+5000 boytjie points to the Banter Boys fans for doing enough to get us back.

+100 boytjie points to Rachel for the above. Your support (and what you are “supporting” in the above) is inspiring.

-The Banter Boys

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Kieron Pollard grabs some Boytjie points!

The lads in South Africa need no introduction to world-class fielding. From Jonty Rhodes to the current crop of fielders in the Protea’s side, we’ve got the fielding jol waxed.

Step up to the plate, Kieron Pollard. We know this boytjie can smash the ball with the best of them but now he’s gone and taken one of the best catches of all time. And against the Aussies for good measure!

+ 500 boytjie points for a solid jump and grab

+1000 boytjie points for doing it against the Aussies.

-500 boytjie points to the jimmy that added that immovable ad to the video which blocks our view slightly of this insane catch.

The Banter Boys 

 

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Bus Driver Catches Falling 7-year-old, From 3rd Story

“Basically she was dancing and I was just praying that I would get there and that if she fell that I would catch her” … That’s what New York’s ultimate bus driver, Steven St. Bernard, thought to himself seconds before he was awarded 1000 boytjie points.

You caught her alright! Wadda boi, wadda boi…!

Injuries:

Keyla – she has no scratches or anything. Can you spell ‘lucky’…!

Steven St. Bernard – torn tendon in his hand. -50 boytjie points to Keyla for putting New York’s most famous bus driver out of action for a few weeks…!

– The Banter Boys

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Scotland. Land of the Brave. And Stupid apparently…

Nothing wrong with celebrating a win over the Aussies. NOTHING WRONG at all! Especially when you’re the Scottish Rugby team and you don’t win games very often.

Maybe the fact that Scotland don’t win all that often is the reason behind this classic “celebration FAIL”

Try this at home. If you’re a top class Jimmy.

+1000 boytjie points to the Scots for getting one over the Sheep Shaggers

-200 boytjie points to the two Jimmys who decided to add some claret to the celebrations!

The Banter Boys

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Insurance Claim. Yes please!

How’s this boytjie, Conor Daly?! Racing in the Monaco GP3 race this weekend, he gets involved in a little tussle with a fellow driver and ends up testing his car’s safety features!

Not often you see a crash this bad end with the driver walking off as if nothing had happened! Nice one Conor. Typical BHORSHAY stuff, really

+200 boytjie points to our man Daly.

+500 boytjie points to whoever put that car together. Spell “Saving an okes life!”

-1000 boytjie points to that toss driver who knocked ol’ Conor into the sky

The Banter Boys

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