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Banter Boys. Back in the game #OkesMustKnow

5 September 2013.

A day that will live in infamy.

A day in which hundreds, nay thousands woke up to no Banter Boys post.

A day which sadly, extended for 17 months.

Vladimir after waking up to no Banter Boys...

Vladimir getting super emotional after waking up to no Banter Boys for over a month

Well BHORSHAYS AND BINTS, ugly cry no more – we’re back and things are going to get festive around here once again!

+0 boytjie points to us. Why give ourselves boytjie points when we have inifinity?

-1000 boytjie points if you’re questioning the above

– The Banter Boys

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Senator John McCain Plays Poker While Colleagues Discuss Bombing Syria

Apparently deciding on going to war was not entertaining enough for John McCain today.

Yep. Senator Jimmy McClayFace, during the hearing on one of the biggest questions Congress has faced in recent memory, was caught playing poker.

Hi-5 to you John… Oh wait, that’s impossible as you can’t lift your arms all the way above your head because of a previous war injury – woops, our bad!

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No need to show us your cards Jaaaaan – we already know you’re a first class loser.

+650 boytjie points to photographer Melina Mara for capturing this royal flush of a clown.

-1000 boytjie points to McCain for not letting the circus know he was working at the Senate hearing today.

Hi-5 John. Hi-5.

The Banter Boys

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The Croatian Hugh Bladen. Unbelievable!

Hugh Bladen is a South African institution. Remind yourself by watching this, this and this.

And it goes without saying that his passion for the game and his UNBELIEVABLE commentary style is just so damn legendary that commentators from around the world will attempt to copy Blades as they try give their careers a boost. Seems like the Croatians have now decided to give it a go…

It’s no Blades but it’s kak funny…

+1000 boytjie points to Blades for setting an unbeatable example

+500 boytjie points to the Croatian commentators for being passionate about Sport.

– 490 boytjie points to the Croatian commentators for being this passionate about Soccer.

– The Banter Boys

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BANTER BELTERS OF THE WEEK – HOT SHOTS CALENDAR BEHIND THE SCENES

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or spend your weekends playing scrabble and shaving your legs, here are a few names you may recognise: Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Kelly Hall, Sophie Howard and Danni Wells.

Yes.

Now ask yourself, what’s better than all these absolute BELTERS jumping around in bikini’s?

This:

Bang. Bang. BANG! If that doesn’t get your Glock firing, you might want to sit your parents down and share the news.

Reminds me of the 2012 Banter Boys Christmas Party!

The “Suns out. Guns out” phrase has NEVER been more applicable.

+1500 Boytjie points for the “lubrication by Shell” signage @ 2:11

– The Banter Boys 

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Gal Gadot. Banter Belter of the Week

Introducing Israeli belter, Gal Gadot. It’s a pleasure lads.

And if this video of her messing around in her underwear doesn’t make you appreciate what we’ve just introduced to you, then JOG ON. Seriously.

+150 boytjie points to Gal. And thank you.

– The Banter Boys

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Ajax fans know how to jol.

Amsterdam. Enough said.

We cannot confirm or deny whether these Ajax fans are celebrating our blog return last week or an Ajax victory. Both are very plausible.

Semantics aside, these okes know how to jol. And jol hard. Just image what happens when they move on to the next drinking hole.

+50 boytjie points to whoever was in the crowd of this jol.

– The Banter Boys

 

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Backyard cricket. For the lads!

Backyard cricket. Either you played it growing up or you preferred Barbies!

Nothing better than getting involved in the serious business of backyard cricket while the braai heats up and the bintys are making snacks/bitching about their partners in the kitchen. Oh and all while smashing a couple of cold ones in the process. Obviously.

Now credit to these Aussie kids (-500 boytjie points to us for giving Australia credit in any way) for putting together a clip of their version of backyard cricket, complete with commentary, hawk eye, action replays, hotspot etc. These okes have done a job and deserve some acknowledgement from us. Otherwise how will okes know!?

+1000 boytjie points to these Aussie LADS for putting together this SIK clip.

-500 boytjie points to the Umpire for a poor call at 3mins. Definitely going down leg.

The Banter Boys

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The Banter Boys are back in the game. And Rachel.

A lot has gone down since our last post and bottom line, okes aren’t happy with our absence. No banter equals no vibe and we can’t be having no vibe. Seriously. So fine, we’re back in the game.

And who better to welcome us back into the fold than two-time Banter Belter of the Week, Rachel (seen here having a drink in celebration of our return). Wayne Rooney’s stunt double behind her is also pretty stoked to have us back.

Rachel Hamlin

+5000 boytjie points to the Banter Boys fans for doing enough to get us back.

+100 boytjie points to Rachel for the above. Your support (and what you are “supporting” in the above) is inspiring.

-The Banter Boys

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Kieron Pollard grabs some Boytjie points!

The lads in South Africa need no introduction to world-class fielding. From Jonty Rhodes to the current crop of fielders in the Protea’s side, we’ve got the fielding jol waxed.

Step up to the plate, Kieron Pollard. We know this boytjie can smash the ball with the best of them but now he’s gone and taken one of the best catches of all time. And against the Aussies for good measure!

+ 500 boytjie points for a solid jump and grab

+1000 boytjie points for doing it against the Aussies.

-500 boytjie points to the jimmy that added that immovable ad to the video which blocks our view slightly of this insane catch.

The Banter Boys 

 

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Djokovic Obliterates Racquet!

“Code violation, racquet abuse” is an understatement.

Novak has had some good past practice at racquet smashing, but this outburst took it to the next level.

Novak took some learnings from his failed anti-boytjie Wimbledon racquet smash attempt, and employed them perfectly at the Shanghai Masters final on Sunday night.

After being 40-0 up (if you can’t close from here, you’re a fag), at 5-5 in the first set, Novak loses the next 5 points and let’s us all know how he feels about that – check at 23 seconds.

Using perfect technique, a 3-bash mega-hit, and a follow up ‘why-not’ smash, leaves us with the most spectacular, viscous, and accomplished racquet smash we have ever seen, and +400 boytjie points for using this flare-up to save 5 match-points and win the title in smashing form:

Murray also has a go, see at 1:45. Negative 100 boytjie points for being the cock that is Andy Murray.

– The Banter Boys

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