Tag Archives: Soccer

The Croatian Hugh Bladen. Unbelievable!

Hugh Bladen is a South African institution. Remind yourself by watching this, this and this.

And it goes without saying that his passion for the game and his UNBELIEVABLE commentary style is just so damn legendary that commentators from around the world will attempt to copy Blades as they try give their careers a boost. Seems like the Croatians have now decided to give it a go…

It’s no Blades but it’s kak funny…

+1000 boytjie points to Blades for setting an unbeatable example

+500 boytjie points to the Croatian commentators for being passionate about Sport.

– 490 boytjie points to the Croatian commentators for being this passionate about Soccer.

– The Banter Boys

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Halfway Header. Get in Norway!

In an attempt to spice up a pretty boring sport, Norwegian soccer player Jone Samuelsens decided that he would score a goal from the halfway line. But remembering that David Beckham had already performed this feat with his talented right foot back in ’96, Jones decided that, this time, he’d pop the ball in the goal… with his head.

-100 boytjie points to Samuelsen for having a surname as a first name

+200 boytjie points for bringing some real beauty to the “beautiful” game.

The Banter Boys

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African Cup of Nations Circus

If you ever needed a reminder of why rugby is the sport of men and why soccer should be part of a circus act, just check this out…

It’s a JIMMY by the name of Ekanga from Equatorial Guinea (NAME and SHAME) who loses out on -500 boytjie points for this brainless act.

Broken up as follows: -200 boytjie points for faking an injury and a further -300 boytjie points for having a squiz to see who’s watching before attempting to win an Oscar.

Jimmy status. Confirmed.

The Banter Boys

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