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Senator John McCain Plays Poker While Colleagues Discuss Bombing Syria

Apparently deciding on going to war was not entertaining enough for John McCain today.

Yep. Senator Jimmy McClayFace, during the hearing on one of the biggest questions Congress has faced in recent memory, was caught playing poker.

Hi-5 to you John… Oh wait, that’s impossible as you can’t lift your arms all the way above your head because of a previous war injury – woops, our bad!

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No need to show us your cards Jaaaaan – we already know you’re a first class loser.

+650 boytjie points to photographer Melina Mara for capturing this royal flush of a clown.

-1000 boytjie points to McCain for not letting the circus know he was working at the Senate hearing today.

Hi-5 John. Hi-5.

The Banter Boys

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BANTER BELTERS OF THE WEEK – HOT SHOTS CALENDAR BEHIND THE SCENES

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or spend your weekends playing scrabble and shaving your legs, here are a few names you may recognise: Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Kelly Hall, Sophie Howard and Danni Wells.

Yes.

Now ask yourself, what’s better than all these absolute BELTERS jumping around in bikini’s?

This:

Bang. Bang. BANG! If that doesn’t get your Glock firing, you might want to sit your parents down and share the news.

Reminds me of the 2012 Banter Boys Christmas Party!

The “Suns out. Guns out” phrase has NEVER been more applicable.

+1500 Boytjie points for the “lubrication by Shell” signage @ 2:11

– The Banter Boys 

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Djokovic Obliterates Racquet!

“Code violation, racquet abuse” is an understatement.

Novak has had some good past practice at racquet smashing, but this outburst took it to the next level.

Novak took some learnings from his failed anti-boytjie Wimbledon racquet smash attempt, and employed them perfectly at the Shanghai Masters final on Sunday night.

After being 40-0 up (if you can’t close from here, you’re a fag), at 5-5 in the first set, Novak loses the next 5 points and let’s us all know how he feels about that – check at 23 seconds.

Using perfect technique, a 3-bash mega-hit, and a follow up ‘why-not’ smash, leaves us with the most spectacular, viscous, and accomplished racquet smash we have ever seen, and +400 boytjie points for using this flare-up to save 5 match-points and win the title in smashing form:

Murray also has a go, see at 1:45. Negative 100 boytjie points for being the cock that is Andy Murray.

– The Banter Boys

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Bhorshay of… Chess: Magnus Carlsen

This phenom of a chess player thinks it’s cool to play 10 jimmy’s simultaneously without looking at the boards – beating them hands down. Well it aint cool, it’s fukkin cool.

The Mighty Majestic Magnus, who digs to make his opponents squirm like biatches, became the youngest ever no.1 player on the planet, at 19 – that’s litch young, and litch boytjie.

Only this cool cat would cross paths with the King of Kings, Gary Kasparov – and when he did, at age 13, he drew with the undisputed greatest chess champ – Gazza subsequently told him to jog on. Just watch the below clip.

Only one man stands tall as the standard-bearer of chess, as he consistently whips the capacity crowds into a cataclysmic frenzy (nodding approval and minor claps) with his genius.

His ELO rating of 2843 is the second highest in history, with Gazza having the highest. If you don’t know this chess jargon – that’s -25 boytjie points for you…!

The Chess universe is owned by Magnus, and for that he gets +250 boytjie points.

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Bus Driver Catches Falling 7-year-old, From 3rd Story

“Basically she was dancing and I was just praying that I would get there and that if she fell that I would catch her” … That’s what New York’s ultimate bus driver, Steven St. Bernard, thought to himself seconds before he was awarded 1000 boytjie points.

You caught her alright! Wadda boi, wadda boi…!

Injuries:

Keyla – she has no scratches or anything. Can you spell ‘lucky’…!

Steven St. Bernard – torn tendon in his hand. -50 boytjie points to Keyla for putting New York’s most famous bus driver out of action for a few weeks…!

– The Banter Boys

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Kate Upton’s Sexy Dance – Guess what’s Bouncing…?

Youtube – “this video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines” – yeah it is…!

She can’t dance…

BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT…!?! Not us… And not if you’re a boytjie…!

If you’re a chick and watching this, don’t be a hater. But remember, I guarantee she is hotter than you by a factor of infinity.

Peachy.

+100 boytjie points to Kate for keeping ’em boobs bouncing…!!

The Banter Boys

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Tupac Hologram vs Snoop Dogg – Full Performance at Coachella 2012

Tupac. Absolute Bhorshay.

Tupac alive and performing? Almost.

Check his hologram on stage at Coachella 2012 here:

At 2mins 39sec when Snoop steps on stage. Ya, that’s the stuff!

+ 1000 Boytjie Points to the guys who made this happen.

– The Banter Boys

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Sneaky Ref will get ya!

Just when you thought Referee’s had enough to worry about on the sports field.

Following the field of play, blowing the whistle, making bad calls, tryna remember which team paid him the most for the win etc..

This Bhoorshay tries to sneak in a bit of “oooh, that feels gooood” right in the middle of the court!!!

Check this sneaky f*cker! Even has to run off the court to change his underwear after!

+100 Boytjie Points pioneering for this sneaky tactic

-101 Boytjie points for piloting the maneuver on a Cape Town 2 out of 10.

-The Banter Boys

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Ferrari’s Sic New Museum

The museum is comprised of two buildings: Enzo Ferrari’s former house and workshop, now housing a 40 meter long gallery… boring!  And a brand new over-sized bonnet, curving itself around the other one – now we talking..!

+100 boytjie points for the sculpted yellow aluminium roof with its ten incisions – that’s 10 boytjie points per air intake vent, cause that’s what they are… These allow for natural ventilation and day lighting. We dig them because they just look bad’ass!

+300 boytjie points for Ferrari, for just being boytjie… Oke’s can learn from these players…!

Ferrari museum

Ferrari museum

Ferrari museum

However, a Ferrari museum, and no red… -95 boytjie points!

– The Banter Boys

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“Tiny” Slam Dunk for the Ages

At 7-8, Tiny Sturgess is litch tall – he’s taller than basketball boitch Yao Ming.

He has mad dunking skills – he puts Blake Griffin to shame.

Honestly, we’ve never seen a dunk like this before – it’s insane!

+350 boitjie points for being the first person to do a no-jump-dunk – standard for Tiny!

+50 boitjie points for mocking number 40 like a BOSS – in your face playaaaaaaa!!!

As for his parents, +50 boytjie points for having a laugh when naming him…

The Banter Boys

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